Re: August Chuckles
I hope I recall this (SUPPOSEDLY TRUE) story correctly. It was on my old computer and crashed but was hilarious.
A young couple had moved into an apartment and the husband had no place to work on his motorcycle so he brought it through the sliding doors into the eat in kitchen area. In the midst of performing maintenance the bike falls over on him. He's suspected to have broken bones (someplace can't remember) so his wife calls 911 for paramedics. While the bike is on its side gasoline starts leaking all over the floor. She cleans up the gas with paper towels and throws the saturated towels in the toilet. The husband finally gains some of his composure and goes to the bathroom. He sits on the commode and lights a cigarette throwing the match between his legs. The wife heard an explosion only to find that her husband had been blown off the toilet. (It gets better) So the FD and MEDS arrive. The husband is placed carefully on a stretcher and in the process of taking him to the ambulance they asked his wife what had happened. She proceeds to tell them and the guys started laughing so hard they dropped him. He sustained a broken arm from this fall.
This may not be the exact scenario but it has to be close.
Steve
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