[iteeitup]

Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up to the TV. The
10:00 PM news was now on. The news crew was covering a story of
a man on a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Homer replied, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde said, "Well, I bet he won't."
Homer placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on."
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,the guy did a swan
dive off of the building, falling to his death.? The blonde was very
upset and handed $20 to Homer saying, "Fair"s fair, here's your money."
Homer replied, "I can't take your money,? I saw this earlier on the 5
o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I saw it too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Homer took the money.