The joke by Robin Williams in Mrs Doubtfire when he was talking to Sally Field, his ex-wife.
Sally - How did your husband die?
Doubtfire: Oh, my husband was killed by drink.
Sally - Was he an alcoholic?
Doubtfire: No, he was run over by a Guiness ale truck.
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"It doesn't cost "nuttin", to be nice". 
MOM
I just want to do the right thing! Uncle Joe, (my hero).