Here is an "Oldie"
After many years of marriage and work a couple retired and purchased their dream house, a 100 year old victorian. When cleaning out the basement they found a stash of wine bottles. They picked up each bottle, looked at the label and then dusted it. On the third bottle they heard a large bang and out popped a genie. He told the couple he would grant them one wish for letting him out.
After some deliberation the couple told the genie they loved driving trips and always wanted to drive to Hawaii. So they wanted him to build a bridge for them. The genie was truly taken aback and said it was impossible because of the needed engineering, concrete and manpower etc. Somewhat embarrassed the genie said he would give them one more wish since he could not fulfill their first wish.
So the husband gave the problem a lot of thought. He then told the genie that he and his wife had been married for 50 years and they had two daughters. He said that given his exposure to these women he concluded that he did not understand them. So, he asked the genie to grant him the power to understand women.
The genie was silent for a long time and then said TWO LANES OR FOUR??
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