As promised;
A man traveling through a small town stops for gas. As it's filling up the attendant admiring the car says "nice car mister, they sure think of everything don't they?" The driver says "yeah it's got navigation, heated seats, hands free phone, even a TV." The attendant says "hoowee they sure think of everything." He finishes the fill up and goes back to the driver, "that will be $47.75". The driver reaches into his pocket and amongst his change he has a couple of golf tees. The attendant asks "hey mister what are those for?" The driver says "these are to hold my balls while I am driving". The attendant "hoowee they sure think of everything".
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