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Old 01-25-2014, 06:26 AM
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A friend of mine once said:

Even a blind squirrell, can find, it's own n*tt's.

My late mother who sometimes struggled with english, was in the kitchen one day and said to me. "Go get the thing, on on top of the thing".

What!!!. I was truly puzzled as to what she meant, until she found the exact words and then a got a can opener for her.
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