........but I am a good joke listener. Ask Mark-O! That's why I love this thread. I can laugh and enjoy all YOUR jokes!
But I'm going to give joke telling a try. I heard it at the pool yesterday.
An old codger sees his doc for a check up. Next thing ya know, he's walking down the street with a hot babe and a HUGE smile on his face.
He goes back to his doctor and the doc wants to know how he's doing. He tells his doc he's so happy and enjoying his medical advice. What medical advice?, the doc asks. "Well doc, you told me to
get a hot momma and be carefree" The doctor looks at him......and says, "NO! I told you
you've got a heart murmur and be careful".
See what I mean? I just cannot tell a joke. You guys take over!!!
