We used to have a woodpecker who'd come at all hours and peck out the rubber around our windshield. He was completely incorrigible and without concern for the property of others. One day, he stopped coming. I assume he's in jail. We moved to another state and bought another car. When he gets out, I just hope he can't find us. But if he does, I'll be signing him up for your BBM class PDQ.
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