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Old 01-28-2014, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by CFrance View Post
I'm passing this on because it worked for me today. A doctor on television
said that in order to have inner peace in our lives, we should always
finish things that we start. Since we all could use more calm in our
lives, I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't
finished. I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a
bodle of Baileys, a cais of Bud, a butle of wum, tha mainder of
Valiuminun scrptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I
feel rite now. Sned this to all ur frenz who need inner pis*. An telum u
luvum.
Sanks fur pazzeng dat on. Eet woorced fur metou!!!
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