I vote for ,"The No Seat Belt Man/Woman".
The person who will bring the one reason why they don't wear selt belts, and wind up being thrown from a car, and dying.
Another case of locking the barn, after the horse has run away.
RIP - Marlboro Man.
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"It doesn't cost "nuttin", to be nice". 
MOM
I just want to do the right thing! Uncle Joe, (my hero).