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Originally Posted by eremite06
The chefs wear hats in the kitchen. Don't they?
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It's better a chef wears hats than your having to say to the waiter... "Waiter! What's that hair in my soup?!"
p.s. The waiter just might answer back..."Well, it certainly ain't doing the backstroke like a fly would if I happened to give you one of the bowls that have a fly in it!"
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