Everybody knows it's ok to dog poop in the neighbors yard and stomp around in your golf shoes and throw any kind of seeds you want to into it. I've heard that if the human waters the seed, which is easier for a man than a woman to do without getting caught, that the mushroom species that supports larval leprechauns will push themselves up within 3 days. Leprechaun gestation period being 21-27 days, there will be little green people everywhere by St. Patty's day.
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