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Old 02-18-2014, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Cisco Kid View Post
Doctor doctor, I think I'm going deaf.

Hmm, what are the symptoms?

Um, they're a yellow cartoon family, but what's that got to do with it?


Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking.
Do you drink a lot?
Not really - I spill most of it!
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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge
What's come over you?
Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.
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Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is an elevator!
Well tell her to come in
I can't, she doesn't stop at this floor!
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Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me?
You have a broken finger!
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And...

I told the doctor tht I keep seeing double.
He said "Please sit on the couch."
I asked "which one!"
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