[skyguy79]

As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB. he was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing him.

He looked up from his work and sheepishly asked, "I'm sorry! Was I tickling you?"

She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was... 'Oh I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Wiener'...."


One MORE.... This made me laugh out loud. I hope it will give you a smile.....


Baby's First Doctor Visit

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed. "Breast-fed", she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her, pressed her, kneaded her, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came!"