Ok, ok, I have one more....
Three aging femmes get together for coffee...
Helen: Sometimes I am on the stairway and I can't remember if I'm going up or coming down.
Susan: Well, I have memory problems too. I stand at the refrigerator asking myself, am I putting something in or taking something out?
Joanne: Thank goodness, I don't have that problem yet...(knocks three times on the dining table)...shouts, "COME IN!"
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