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Old 03-11-2014, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr.Big View Post
The Villages "Toughman Contest" in the townsquares. Participants could drive their carts to the ring. All would need spectacular robes. All would need a theme, or a catchy name, like, The Wisconsin Whopper, The Minnesota Menace, The Ageless Wonder, etc. They could wear their sponsors on their robes, like, Viagra, Cialis, Preparation H, Bengay, Fiber One, Buick,Old Spice etc. All would have introductory song to the ring. Lets do this. Contact Morse immediately. Elderly pugilism at its best. Only in The Villages.
This is a great idea ... I especially like the notion of sponsorship.

Actually, after a while, everyone might realize how ridiculous and pointless golf cart road rage really is.