[swimdawg]

An Irishman, by the name of O'Mally, proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day.
He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond.
The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweler. He took one look at it and saw it wasn't real.
The young lass, on learning it wasn't real, returned it to her future husband. She protested vehemently about his cheapness.
"It was in honor of St. Patrick's Day", he smiled.
"I gave you a SHAM rock!
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a HAPPY ST. PATRICK's DAY!!!
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