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Old 03-17-2014, 10:08 PM
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A village golf cart must have your names on the front. such as...Mom and me. Some flags on the back are important and a large dog in the co-pilot seat. You should have a decal or colors of your favorite team and a urinal for sanding your divots. Two golf bags are mandatory and you must practice having your left knee hanging out. Large people usually choose the smaller carts. If your hair is long, it is time to get it cut into a golf cart friendly style.


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