New Senior Texting Codes
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Young people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texting codes:
* ATD - At the doctor's
* BFF - Best friends funeral
* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM - Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
* DWI - Driving While Incontinent
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
*GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
*LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL - Living on Lipitor
* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* TOT - Texting on Toilet
* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
Hope these help.
GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
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"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." - Will Rogers
"Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." - Mark Twain
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