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Originally Posted by Matzy
I like this JOKE:
A wife asks her husband, "could you please go shopping of me and buy one carton milk and, if they have avocados, get six."
A short time later, the husband returns with six cartons of milk. "Why did you buy six cartons of milk?" his wife asks. He replies, "They had avocados."
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Love it. I once sent my husband to the store for Bounty Select-a-Size paper towels (the kind that you can tear just half a towel if you don't need a whole one). However, what I wrote on the list was Bounty--Select a size. He brought home a huge roll of Bounty with no perforations in the middle. I asked why. he said, "You told me to select a size, so I did!"