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Old 10-04-2007, 04:54 PM
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And now, just to show I don't take offense at jokes (I was a natural blonde "in the day")....

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her
little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman
police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's
license.

The blonde driver dug through her purse and was
getting progressively more agitated.

"What does a license look like?" she finally asked.
The blonde policewoman replied, "It's square and it
has your picture on it." The blonde driver finally
found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to
the blonde policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The
blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it
back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you
were a cop."
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