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Originally Posted by DougB

A woman went to traffic violation court for speeding, lost the argument as it always happens, and paid the fine.

So the clerk issued her a receipt for her payment of fine. The lady annoyed at her defeat in the court asked her curtly, "What am I supposed to do with this?"

"Keep it," the clerk advised politely. "When you get three of them, you get a bicycle, ma'am!"

Good. She has a sense of humor. When she gets done checking out more story-- if it comes to that-- she is going to need one!