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Old 05-14-2014, 07:51 AM
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Ah yes, the good old sounds of morning!

You awaken to the sound of a cat verbalizing that they want something to eat followed by the grinding sounds of the old bones creaking and cracking as you reluctantly strain to sit up on the side of your bed.

You then make your move to get up... minutes after sitting up... under 30 minutes if your lucky, followed by your trekking from the room, quiet mutterings originating from your throat and fingers scratching your old booty or back of your head en-route to the bathroom.

You finally arrive at your destination and the wonderful sounds continue as you hear the moans while in the act of sitting and groans from arising when finished. You then make your way to your final morning destination, thankful that you made it by noon time.

Ah yes, thankful for those good old wonderful sounds of morning, and then spending your entire day anticipating the joys of doing it all over again tomorrow.

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