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Old 05-16-2014, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by CFrance View Post
I have to admit I stole that from a sign at our vet's office!
Here are some more indoor or outdoor signs at a vet's office:
  • OUTSIDE: LIVE NUDE DOGS - FREE LAP DANCES!
  • VETERINARIAN PARKING ONLY - VIOLATORS WILL BE CHECKED FOR WORMS!
  • IF YOU DON'T TALK TO YOUR CAT ABOUT CATNIP, WHO WILL?
  • PLEASE NEUTER YOUR PETS... AND WEIRD FRIENDS... AND RELATIVES.
  • DOGS HAVE OWNERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.
  • WE LIKE BIG MUTTS AND WE CANNOT LIE!
  • DON'T WORRY - PEE HAPPY!
  • UNSUPERVISED CHILDREN WILL BE GIVEN AN ESPRESSO AND A FREE PUPPY!
  • CAT PUNS FREAK ME OUT... SERIOUSLY, I'M NOT KITTEN.
  • DRACULA HAS WHAT KIND OF DOG? A BLOODHOUND OF COURSE!

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