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[A friend sent this to me when he learned we had purchased a home in TV - I apologize in advance if it offends anyone.]

A husband went to police station for filing a report for his missing wife:

Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping and has not returned.

Inspector :-What is her height ?

Husband:- I'm not too sure.

Inspector :-Slim or heavy?

Husband:- Not slim exactly.

Inspector :-Color of eyes ?

Husband :-Never noticed.

Inspector :-Color of hair ?

Husband :-Changes according to season.

Inspector :-What was she wearing?

Husband :-Jeans/suit/ I don’t remember exactly.

Inspector :-Was she in a car?

Husband :-yes.

Inspector :-tell me the number, name and color of the car ?

Husband :-Black Audi A8 with super charged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tip tronic automatic transmission with manual mode.

And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door. My new custom fit golf clubs, Powacaddy

electric trolley are in the boot ….and then the husband started crying...



Inspector:-Don't worry sir,... . .We'll find your car.