I have a cute one to add, again I hope nobody is offended.
A man gets pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding. It is the end of the day and the State Trooper is tired and just about to get off work for the day. The speeder asks the Trooper if he would please give him a break. The Trooper says to him, "I'll tell you what I am done for the day and just want to go home, so if you can give me a good reason, one that I never heard before, I will let you go.
The guy thinks for a minute and then says:
Last week my wife ran off with a State Trooper and I thought you were him trying to give her back? The trooper let him go.
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