First Golf Lesson
The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.
"Is the word spelled P-U-T or P-U-T-T?'' she asked the instructor.
"P-U-T-T is correct", he replied.
"PUT means to place a thing where you want it. PUTT means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS
At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy.
Getting up off the floor is another story.
"SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"
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