Saw a billboard that said,
"Need help, call Jesus."
1-800-316-3303
Out of curiosity I did...
A Mexican showed up with a tow truck.
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS
At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy.
Getting up off the floor is another story.
"SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"