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Originally Posted by Carl in Tampa
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replies, "They had avocados."
(As I've said many times.............language can be slippery.)
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Was putting a new fence post in with the wife. I was trying to hold the post straight while the wife was using the sledge hammer. I said to her "when I nod my head, hit it."
