Toilet problems:
An old man went to a doctor complaining of toilet problems.
So the doctor asked, "how is your urination?"
"I urinate every morning at 7:00 am." the patient said.
"How is your bowel movement," the doctor continued.
"Like clock-work every morning at 8:00am" the patient replied.
"Well then, what's the problem?"
"I don't wake up 'til 9:00"
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