You're as handy as a screen door on a submarine!
"Well, I'll be a dirty bird!"
"Well I'll be dipped in s***!"
Go *art up a rain pipe!
Whoop-de-doo!
Fiddlededee!
She's got kooties!
All-ee all-ee in-free!
Ok, ok! I'm all done now... let's not have a "conniption fit!"
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS
At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy.
Getting up off the floor is another story.
"SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"
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