[zcaveman]

Not Accommodated

“You can play golf every day”
That is what the brochures say
But from October to May
All you get is ‘Not Accommodated”.

You put in a Request for a day to play
Then cross your fingers and sit and pray
But on the day you schedule to play
You get “Not accommodated”.

From the month of May through September
There is not a day that I remember
When I got that unwanted message
You are “Not Accommodated”.

They says it is “points”
They say that it’s fair
I think it is wrong and I really don’t care
I hate to see “Not Accommodated”.

My wife wants to play,
My groups what to play
What can I tell them? What can I say?
They don’t want to hear ‘Not Accommodated”.

I figured it out!
I take the Reservation route!
Scan all of the courses and try not to shout
When I can beat “Not Accommodated”.

Sometimes I’m lucky - Sometimes I’m not
When I am lucky my group thinks I’m hot
But when I strike out and down we are shot
All I can see is “Not Accommodated”.

So now I sit and wait for the first of May
Because that will hopefully be the day
When my Requests will no longer be
“Not Accommodated”.