[Bonny]

Originally Posted by Hilton Head Rental

If someone else said this before I apologise. Great minds think alike. [don't you hate it when people say that]

You know you are a beginner if you:

never pick up putts because you like the way it sounds when the ball hits the bottom of the cup.

say, "That's One" when the ball falls off the tee.

tee it up in the fairway.

hit a house and look for the ball.

don't understand why after playing the game, once a week for six months you're not very good.

keep score without counting wiffs, penalty strokes, "gimme" putts or mulligans.

sincerely offer comfort, support and encouragement to others but get mad at yourself.

and finally

wear two pairs of sox just in case you get a hole in one.

I don't know about that meaning a newbie. I have been golfing for a lot of years and some of that list applies to me now and again LOL