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Originally Posted by DougB

Colonoscopy joke

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The Joke of the Day is “Colonoscopy”.
Have you ever*been to a Doctor’s office to*get colonoscopy done?
I went into my proctologist’s office for my first rectal exam.
His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed, and have a seat until the doctor could see me.
She said that he would only be in a few minutes.
After putting on the gown that she gave me, I sat down.
While waiting I observed that there were three items on a stand, next to the exam table:
A Tube of K-Y jelly,*a rubber glove and a beer.
When the doctor finally came in, I said, “Look Doc, I am a little confused. This is my first exam… I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?
At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door.
He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse…
“Evelyn!!! Goddammit woman! I said a BUTT LIGHT!”
What is your favorite Joke of the Day?

OMIGAWD. I feel better already. Come on gang, keep 'em comin.