The prep work is the most fun!!!! You can pretend that your Captain James Kirk, when sitting on the commode.
Joke:
Two men meet on the street that can't talk but use sign language. One man informs the other, that he went to a doctor that was teaching him how to speak. The man asks for his phone number and makes an appointment.
He went to the doctor and was ask to take off off all of his clothes in the examining room. He thought that was strange request. The doctor comes on and asks him to bend over, and hold onto to the table.
The doctor gets a large broom and dips it into a vat of vaseline. He then sticks it in the patients behind, and the man shrieked,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
The doctor said, very good, the next time we'll start with the letter,
"B".
BTW - very funny article by Dave Barry.
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I just want to do the right thing! Uncle Joe, (my hero).