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Originally Posted by Bogie Shooter
How can you tell that Brownwood "has the most of out of the Villages people"? What are the telltale signs?
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(1) Men without bellies?
(2) Men who don't wear over the calf black socks with shorts and tee shirts and slip on loafers?
(3) Democrats?
(4) The untanned?
(5) Men with full heads of hair?
(6) People dressed in rapper thug shorts that show underwear and with a baseball cap turned sideways?
(7) People who have to get up and go to work tomorrow?
(8) People who don't smell faintly of chlorine?
(9) Ripped, hard bodies?
(10) The stressed out?
DISCLAIMER: THE LIST ABOVE IS INTENDED STRICTLY FOR HUMOROUS EFFECT AND DOES NOT INTEND TO BE DISPARAGING OR SUGGEST THAT ALL VILLAGERS OR NON VILLAGERS MAY BE DESCRIBED IN THIS MANNER.
