My daughter gave me my name. When she was little she was in dining room and I was cleaning the bathroom -- I told her to get away from the snowglobes. She came running in and asked how I knew. I explained that I have eyes in the back of my head -- all mommies do. Later, I was sitting down and she came up behind me and started parting my hair all the way down the back of my head. As I turned around, her eyes were HUGE -- she looked at me and said, "You don't have eyes in the back of your head, you're a WITCH!!!!" It took about 3 weeks for her to come near me after that.
So, when it came time to come up with an online name, I had no choice -- red (for the hair color) and witch for the memory, so redwitch I be. Of course, today she swears she really misspelled the witch part and it should start with a B. ;D