Well, I like our gate people. I smile and wave and so do they. More importantly, the gates and gatekeepers keep those golf carts safer. That’s enough of a return-on-investment for me.
But here we are, page after page, post after post, some just asking a question, some getting all riled up. A little sniper fire even. And others just smiling and waving.
So. . .I thought maybe we could all get together and sing this song. I know you know the tune. . .
Someone left the gate down in the rain,
I don’t think that I can take it,
‘Cause I know I’m gonna break it,
And I’ll never have that plastic card again. . .
Oh nooooooooo.
(short instrumental interlude here)
What the heck. Smile and wave. What do you think this is? Watergate?