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Old 09-19-2014, 01:01 PM
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Religious folks: I just make a deal with them -- if they'll come to my coven meeting on Friday, I'll go to their meeting on Saturday. Usually works.

Solicitors: I just explain I'm flat broke but will happily accept any handouts they care to make. Again, usually works.

But nothing seems to stop them from ringing the doorbell or leaving flyers.
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