Top 10 Benefits of being retired:
1. It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
2. Retirement means no pressure, no stress and no heart aches .... unless you play golf.
3. The money is not the best, but hours are great.
4. You enjoy waking up and not having to go to work, so you can do it 3 or 4 times each day
5. Formal attire for retirees is tied shoes
6. How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but it might take all day.
7. When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
8. The best part about doing nothing all day, is that you don't have to get it finished.
9. Retirement is the never ending coffee break
10. Retirement phases;
• First you forget names,
• then you forget faces;
• then you forget to zip up your fly;
• and then you forget to unzip you fly.
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