Re: Chuckle Of The Day
OLD FOLKS...
Remember...Old Folks are worth a fortune, with silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in the kidneys, lead in their feet and gas in their stomaches I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my life since then...
Frankly, I have become quite a frivolous old gal. I am seeing five gentlemen everyday. As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me to get out of bed. Then I go to see John. Then Charley Horse comes along, and when he is here, he takes up a lot of my time and attention. As soon as he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joint. After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay...WHAT A LIFE!!!
P.S.
The Preacher came to call the other day and said that at my age I should be thinking of the Hereafter. I told him "Oh, I do all the time...no matter where I am...whether it be in the parlour, upstairs, in the kitchen or down in the basement...I ask myself...
"WHAT AM I HERE AFTER?"
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