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Old 11-02-2014, 02:57 PM
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The other day I found my fifth or sixth new phone book in my driveway. These new books will replace my "old new" phone books which were never used and still have the lawyer refrigerator magnets attached. My idea regarding Isis is to collect all these old phone books from every TV home and then donate them to our military. Our military can take these phone books with magnets attached fly them to any Isis war zone and then from ten thousand feet and several hundred miles an hour drop them on Isis fighters. These guys will never know what hit them (a two pound phone book flying down from the sky at several hundred mph can put a stop to anything) plus these "book bombs" can never be reused by them as conventional weapons can be when captured.
If that should fail or any Isis survives I know where to get several tons of unused 2013 Social Security benefits books.