Re: Best Irish Joke
BEST BAR
Two Irishman and a Polish man are at the bar having had a few to many drinks. Sean says, "Aye, you know this place is a good bar..... but if you go down to O'Brien's, when you buy two drinks, they give you the third drink on the house. Thats nothing says John, go down to Shannesy's and everytime you buy a drink, Mike Shannesy himself comes over says hello and buys you the next drink on him. Best bar in town.
The Polish guy Ludwik, raise's his head off the bar and slurs, thats nothing. Go over to Baltazar's, they buy you the first drink, then buy you the second drink, give you the third drink and then take you out back and make passionate love to you.
Sean and Mike are just in awe: "Where is this place, are they open? Does that happen to you every time you go there?
Well Ludwik says, I personally have never gone, but me sister Klara goes there every Saturday night.
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