I would like to be Gru.
He is the evil guy that tries to steal the moon in the first Despicable Me movie. As the movie unfolds he ends up being the father of three little girls and not so evil afterall. He has a mad scientist friend and all those little yellow minions who help him, sort of, and they all remind me of my AV crew. The next movie when he falls in love and saves the day is even better.