[Walter123]

Originally Posted by tomwed

This guy is standing before the judge awaiting his sentence for stealing a jar of peaches. The Judge said "I'm going to give you 1 month for every peach in that jar. Tell me--How many peaches were in that jar". The guy says "Six you Honor"

And his wife yelled out "He stole a can of peas too!"

Good one Tom, I like it!