Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years, two days before the group was to johnny's wife puts her foot down and says your not going, Johns friends are upset he's not going but what can you do.
Two days later the three goes go to the camp site and see Johnny sitting their with a tent up, fire wood gathered and dinner cooking on the fire.
Damn man how long have you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go.
Well I've been here since yesterday, Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me put her hands over my eyes and said, Guess who? I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie, she took my hand and pulled me to the bedroom the room had candles and rose pedals all over,on the bed she had handcuffs and rope, she told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did
and then she said do whatever you want
so here I'am
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