I spent a day with Steven Segal when he visited Hurlburt Field back in the 90s. We gave him a nice little ride in a helicopter gunship even though he couldn't fit into a flight suit...he is a little chubby. He threw up during the flight. He is slightly weird.
Back to your question. After thinking about it, the best I could come up with is Jim Carey..just for the yuks, and
Michelle Rodriguez..err....'cause I like large caliber guns?