Did you know that you're ten times more likely to be killed riding a moose than you would be feeding a giraffe, so the moral of this entire thread is... When riding a moose, always wear a helmet. And when feeding a giraffe, just shoot it in the head.... I think. I don't know... In fact I don't know what or how this helps anyone in life, but if you have nothing better to do than to sit and read made up statistics all day, you're better off dead. Cause that's where life will bring you very soon anyway. Evenon a motorcycle or getting struck by lightning. Wouldn't it be odd to be struck dead by lightning while on a motorcycle? Weird
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