Rules for the Cat
The cat is NOT allowed on the furniture.
Alright, the cat can go on the furniture but NOT the kitchen counter.
OK, the cat can go on the kitchen counter but not when I'm preparing food. Deal?
Fine ... The cat can go wherever it wants, whenever it wants, as long as it doesn't swat me in the face at 5:30 in the morning demanding to be fed.
The cat will be fed at 5:30 in the morning.
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Army/embassy brat - traveled too much to mention
Moved here from SF Bay Area (East Bay)
"There are only two ways to live your life: One is as though nothing is a miracle; the other is as though everything is a miracle." Albert Einstein
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