Had an experience at Colony last Summer with a Lady in checkout line (next up) that kept going back into the aisles to get more things. The cashier then proceeded to WAIT FOR HER rather than ask me to bring my stuff up. I was going to put all her stuff into my basket and push it into an aisle behind a display--but of course my better half told me that would be rude so I just simmered.
Sometimes I wish we had a column here for bad villager actors, would have loved to snap her pix to post here with the story